May 2013
alyreality:
perseues:
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
don’t know about you but i was actually born out of a vagina
April 2013
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
dem0litionl0ser:
heyfunniest:
glitterweave:
i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this
but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this
and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie
and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too
and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp
IT’S BACK FINALLY
How I flirt: *stares from distance*
